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April 5, 2011 at 11:07 AM
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Depends on whos asking
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April 5, 2011 at 11:07 AM
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I gotta bulletproof heart.
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April 5, 2011 at 11:06 AM
I promised myself that I wouldn’t make you my world…
…because if you ever left, you’d take everything that I ever had with you, and I couldn’t risk that. But here I am, giving you everything I’ve got, and here’s you, about to take it all with you when you decide to leave. When did this start happening to me? When did I start risking everything for a glimpse of something better?
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April 5, 2011 at 11:05 AM
You loan your friend money. You see them again, they don’t say nothin’ ‘bout the money. ‘Hi, how ya doin’? How’s ya mama doing?’ Man, how’s my money doin’?
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April 5, 2011 at 11:05 AM
Guys, have you ever been with your lady in bed and you both talkin’ dirty then you say somethin’ that got you kicked out of bed. Where the woman’s like “Fuck me! Harder, harder, harder! Fuck me daddy! Fuck me! Fuck me! Spank me! Fuck me!” “Alright, ya ho!” “Who’re you callin’ a ho? Who da fuck are you callin’ a ho? Untie me!
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April 5, 2011 at 11:05 AM
Women HATE women. You get any two girlfriends in this room, been girlfriends for 25 years, you put a man in between them, “Fuck that bitch,” “Fuck that bitch.” Guys are not like that. Guys actually think that there are other fish in the sea, and if a guy introduces his boy to his new girlfriend, and when they walk away, his boy goes, “Aww man, she’s nice, I gotta get me a girl LIKE that.” If a woman introduces her new man to her girlfriend, and they walk away, her girlfriend goes “I gotta get HIM, and I will slit that bitch’s throat to do it.” Every girl in here got a girlfriend they don’t trust around their man.
